Daily Show Quote of the Day

 

John Stewart on being in Denver:

Colorado - there is just no middle ground. You are either a rapture-awaiting promise keeper OR someone who drives a car that runs on goop

Oh how true this is. The worst year of my life was when I worked for this company that had development offices in Boulder. I just dreaded going up there for the week.

But wait - it got even better...

John McCain announced his VP nominee today and the world was to shocked to find out it was:

Emmy Award winning actress/writer/director Tina Fey!

OR

Popular start of Will & Grace Megan Mullaley.

NO WAIT

The repressed, quiet librarian in every Showtime dirty movie.