One of the great things about working from home is that you can leave the TV on in the background. I always knew that the noon-6pm TV and ad time are all about the white trash and ghetto. Apparently the welfare and unemployed crowd do a lot of purchasing. In particular they are interested in:
- Lawsuits: Because the insurance company is not your friend and you deserve the most cash you can get (did you notice they never mention the 33% - 50% the lawyer takes when you win).
- New Careers: Especially appealing is learning to drive a tractor trailer or be a certified medical assistant (because you like to help people and steal their belongings when you are working in their home).
- Making Millions: Because everyone can make thousands of dollars a day with little to no effort - then retire and buy a house that isn't portable.
- Medical testing: Because hey, if you smoke, overeat, drink, take illicit drugs or have a sexually transmitted disease - why work? You can test drugs and get paid not only for your participation but also your travel time. Now you will have more time to party with your particular vice.
- Selling your gold: This is my favorite these days. Send in your old gold and diamonds and get a check. How much of the target market has a bunch of "old unused gold" laying around? Apparently there are copious amounts of gold all around though! Check out the latest ad from cashforcoldusa.com where they...wait for it...yes, they suggest pulling out your Grandmother's gold fillings! It would be funny if it wasn't potentially true. Check out the commercial - especially the end when they show the old woman sans teeth saying how much she loves the money. This one ranks most sickening.
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